NBC #2: G(r)AND(u) MASTER IN VIJAY TV

SO heres nothin but crap #2.
for ppl who ve watched dat show n woo him as a genius ,heres sometin u need to know, n for dose who tinks hes jus bein talked upon too much n hes a total loser(lik me) ,ders sometin for u too..
luk guys, initially even i found out dat show as sometin different n interestin but wen later started to tink deeply, uuhh it jus seemed its not a big deal!!! k like to start off wit some amzin PISS OFF's of d show
PISS OFFS
1.have u noticed d chair dat he sits on..oh pls , d very site makes me go al nuts n most of d time i jus end up laughin d whole day.. i really wonder wat jus culd ve been d inspiration for such a design, i c it as dat of a jet plane.. may b sometin grand master himself wuld ve asked for, so dat he culd get some feel lof flyin in air n catch dose names frm d minds of d ppl..hehe.. watever it sucks to d core..

2. next d start off lines of gm."yaaru manasla yaaru..unga manasla yaaru avarku ena peru"
dis s sometin he says ,or rather sings, before startin to question others. thou hes tryin to bring up sometin of TR's(U know,t.rajender,king kong of TN) its his rhymetic sense s wat im mad at.man, for god sake,he shouldnt b singin dose lines anymore

3.den he comes up wit interestin start off questions.. lik to ask whether hes male or not, he asks" ungal manadil irupar,saapidum bodu epava-vadu avar meesai-il soru othi irukrada" how can someone ask such a ting,n d poor contestant says"no"(thou actually its a male, come on tink of guys wit no mush lik mr.bush,..hes actually rite) but der comes the EXPERT PANEL al bouncin to say "yes"..(ohkay,dis (veti)expert panel, needs a seperate mention, but lemme concentrate dis blog only on mr.gm)

4.den d ending questions. after he actually finds out d personality ,i ll tel u , he tries to act tooo smart(which he can neva b) lik if he has found out d person to b Mr.AbdulKaalam den he asks " ungal manadil irupavar-oda haemoglobin count-um, Mr.Abdul Kalam oda haemoglobin count-um ondru dana" (omg,wat d hel s dat) den if he has some questions to spare, der he ll raise his finger n ask"idu ondru dana",if left wit another question he raises two of his fingers n asks"idu rendu dana", if wit another question left,k k tink u wud ve guessed it by now..
den he lists a series of alphabets (jus thinkin hes d oly one who knows dem in dis world) leavin d letter of dat person.take in d case of Mr.abdulkalaam itself,it will list all letters frm b-z n asks does his name start wit des letters..c,, don u tink its sick .s dat done to entertain viewers or wut..i jus don get d point
HES A LOSER:
y d hel hes called grand master,a sheer shame to VISWANATHAN ANAND , d true gm of our country. i really wish he becomes PT MASTER in his next birth so dat he culd do sometin bout his fitness.
look ppl, do u tink gettin dose names s a big ting.. he has jus gone thro al d books n got dose names up in his head.mind u he has been doin dis in kerala for lik 10 years n has now moved his ass up here.its jus sometin to do wit d memory.so wats d big deal.wat productive ting has he done wit his knowledge.did he invent sometin on his own?no notin..he jus spends his time in knowin al d celebrities n not in MAKIN HIM ONE. so to me hes jus a BIG TIME LOSER.

tips to crack :
i really blame the contestants who jus comes up common personalities of a place ,n al dat guy has to do s jus run thro his guesses.. some ppl even tink of ppl frm unknown countries but again wit common ppl frm der..so wen he gets d country's name n hes simply gonna gues dat person..
so heres my tip to crack dat jackass...
dont's:

• neva tink of any person who r the first timers lik first one to invent some crap, 1st one to win sometin ,blah blah blah
• dont tink of any famous politicians, sports person, or rather any field..
• n dont tink of ppl who r the oly one in their profession lik socialist, reformers etc

do's:

• tink of any sports man who ve jus played two odd games lik in cricket,footbal or any game for dat matter. make sure dey r less famous wit no spl identity.
• tink of ppl from guiness book of world records lik d "the fastest one to climb a tree","the one who can dehusk a coconut wit his mouth"or"the ones who can pop der eyes out" or wutever (as he can neva gues d profession).
• also should pssess some actin skills ,,,u know dont give away d answer straight away.. try to act as if its hard to say. if u r tinkin sachin, den if he asks is a sports person(well,he is) but u know act as if 'mmm,dunno may b he can b called dat way'.

so dont tink of some famous ppl n go der, but jus tink of some COMMON ppl n try making dem FAMOUS thro u...
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