NBC #2: G(r)AND(u) MASTER IN VIJAY TV

SO heres nothin but crap #2.
for ppl who ve watched dat show n woo him as a genius ,heres sometin u need to know, n for dose who tinks hes jus bein talked upon too much n hes a total loser(lik me) ,ders sometin for u too..
luk guys, initially even i found out dat show as sometin different n interestin but wen later started to tink deeply, uuhh it jus seemed its not a big deal!!! k like to start off wit some amzin PISS OFF's of d show
PISS OFFS
1.have u noticed d chair dat he sits on..oh pls , d very site makes me go al nuts n most of d time i jus end up laughin d whole day.. i really wonder wat jus culd ve been d inspiration for such a design, i c it as dat of a jet plane.. may b sometin grand master himself wuld ve asked for, so dat he culd get some feel lof flyin in air n catch dose names frm d minds of d ppl..hehe.. watever it sucks to d core..

2. next d start off lines of gm."yaaru manasla yaaru..unga manasla yaaru avarku ena peru"
dis s sometin he says ,or rather sings, before startin to question others. thou hes tryin to bring up sometin of TR's(U know,t.rajender,king kong of TN) its his rhymetic sense s wat im mad at.man, for god sake,he shouldnt b singin dose lines anymore

3.den he comes up wit interestin start off questions.. lik to ask whether hes male or not, he asks" ungal manadil irupar,saapidum bodu epava-vadu avar meesai-il soru othi irukrada" how can someone ask such a ting,n d poor contestant says"no"(thou actually its a male, come on tink of guys wit no mush lik mr.bush,..hes actually rite) but der comes the EXPERT PANEL al bouncin to say "yes"..(ohkay,dis (veti)expert panel, needs a seperate mention, but lemme concentrate dis blog only on mr.gm)

4.den d ending questions. after he actually finds out d personality ,i ll tel u , he tries to act tooo smart(which he can neva b) lik if he has found out d person to b Mr.AbdulKaalam den he asks " ungal manadil irupavar-oda haemoglobin count-um, Mr.Abdul Kalam oda haemoglobin count-um ondru dana" (omg,wat d hel s dat) den if he has some questions to spare, der he ll raise his finger n ask"idu ondru dana",if left wit another question he raises two of his fingers n asks"idu rendu dana", if wit another question left,k k tink u wud ve guessed it by now..
den he lists a series of alphabets (jus thinkin hes d oly one who knows dem in dis world) leavin d letter of dat person.take in d case of Mr.abdulkalaam itself,it will list all letters frm b-z n asks does his name start wit des letters..c,, don u tink its sick .s dat done to entertain viewers or wut..i jus don get d point
HES A LOSER:
y d hel hes called grand master,a sheer shame to VISWANATHAN ANAND , d true gm of our country. i really wish he becomes PT MASTER in his next birth so dat he culd do sometin bout his fitness.
look ppl, do u tink gettin dose names s a big ting.. he has jus gone thro al d books n got dose names up in his head.mind u he has been doin dis in kerala for lik 10 years n has now moved his ass up here.its jus sometin to do wit d memory.so wats d big deal.wat productive ting has he done wit his knowledge.did he invent sometin on his own?no notin..he jus spends his time in knowin al d celebrities n not in MAKIN HIM ONE. so to me hes jus a BIG TIME LOSER.

tips to crack :
i really blame the contestants who jus comes up common personalities of a place ,n al dat guy has to do s jus run thro his guesses.. some ppl even tink of ppl frm unknown countries but again wit common ppl frm der..so wen he gets d country's name n hes simply gonna gues dat person..
so heres my tip to crack dat jackass...
dont's:

• neva tink of any person who r the first timers lik first one to invent some crap, 1st one to win sometin ,blah blah blah
• dont tink of any famous politicians, sports person, or rather any field..
• n dont tink of ppl who r the oly one in their profession lik socialist, reformers etc

do's:

• tink of any sports man who ve jus played two odd games lik in cricket,footbal or any game for dat matter. make sure dey r less famous wit no spl identity.
• tink of ppl from guiness book of world records lik d "the fastest one to climb a tree","the one who can dehusk a coconut wit his mouth"or"the ones who can pop der eyes out" or wutever (as he can neva gues d profession).
• also should pssess some actin skills ,,,u know dont give away d answer straight away.. try to act as if its hard to say. if u r tinkin sachin, den if he asks is a sports person(well,he is) but u know act as if 'mmm,dunno may b he can b called dat way'.

so dont tink of some famous ppl n go der, but jus tink of some COMMON ppl n try making dem FAMOUS thro u...
send in ur views too...

NOTIN BUT CRAP, NBC #1 : QOTD BY Times Now

now i ve decided to start a series called NOTIN BUT CRAP aka NBC to post all crap dat i ve come across so long..
for the start , i noticed an interview on a news channel TIMES NOW on 5th of jan.. u know, for ppl livin in chennai who r al dumped up wit oly regional channels , (courtesy: pay channel system, damn dem) watchin such news channels ve been a luxury for many here ( i mean dose u culdnt afford set top box/tata sky etc) n me no different.. thou des channels keep draggin d same tings again n again over the entire day ,its worth watchin dem atleast for lik couple of hours..
alwayz amused at d power of media n its great impact on d society lik recent case of "THE MOLESTATION OF GALS by a mob of 50 odd men" durin d new yr. if it hadnt been for the media's hype n pressure dis culd ve gone simply unnoticed as d police demselves said "its not worthy enuf to b called a case(whoaww)?".. so me too was inclined towards such great stunts by d media , sometin atlas to question r govt n al d ill happenins 'round ,..but des channels not oly does des , dey do d unthikable as well..

u know der r times wen notin happens 'round, notin to put up on d headlines , notin much to talk or debate bout, poor ppl wit notin left to do( i mean really notin at all) , dey alwayz have d BOLLYWODD FOR D RESCUE..
dey go for des "great(??)" bollywood stars n take interviews . even wen interview s not good enuf, dey like to spread som gossips bout mr.he n ms.she , i mean who actually cares for dem ...dey wud even stand outside d gate of abhishek n aish's weddin all day jus to get a glimpse of dem, where dey cud ve done sometin productive otherwise...

so on jan5th, i jus happened to c an interview of actress,VIDYA BALAN(d one in pic).. who as acted in guru,munna bhai part 2, wutever n shez recently shootin a movie called HALLA BOL (watever dat means) . so dis great interviewer afetr askin some intellectual questions ,which d actor herself was not interested in , she tried to spice it up by askin bout her reletionships.. u know, dats wut dey cal gettin d pulse of ppl,atlas she askd wat everyone sittin before d tv was waitin for( did dey.....) hey don u ask me dat k, i was damn damn bugged up ,i wuld ve even watched a techno interview wit hrithik
( a techno interview wit hr, r dey crazy or wut.. should say i watched even dat one day, but wit mute on.. come on ppl, don u tink jus watchin him s gud enuf,who wants to know f***-ing techno tings after all)

k comin back to vidya balan's interview
interviewer: so heard some gossips bout u goin 'round wit shahid .. how far s dat true?
( ya ya, d guy who broke up wit kareena....)
vidya: (chuckles) please (chuckles again) im not seein shahid.. hes jus a good fren of mine n v have great time together durin r shoots.. but definitely im not goin out wit him

dats it.. even i chnged the channel later,, after some time wen i switched on to d same channel.. n der i saw sometin unbelievable...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"im not cing shahid...v r jus frenz..... n definitely not goin out wit him"
- vidyabalan..

wtf,, why s dat called the QOTD.. i definitely culdnt agree n cant believe d obsession of des channels to ve some (holy shit)headlines or the other.if der arent any reasonbles ones why cant dey jus leave it.i was rather amazed, dat who OTHER dan d media can ever acclaim such NOTIN LINES into QOTD..who wants dat anyway..y do dey underestimate d taste of ppl watchin it n rather so cheaply.. PITY US !!!

D BIG DAY,,, WIT NOtin BIG HAPPENIN...

k heres sometin i got to accept, that fren i mentioned s one of my close-est pals ever n some one i wuld rely upon any day.. btw, im not d one who expects a lot frm ma frenz nor do i pressurise dem to do stuff for me,, but if i get to do des tings some day i know dat she wuld b d first person i wuld cal upon..
forgot to mention,had some cals at midnite n msgs wishin happy new yr n all.. u know i was placed at dis bissy place so culdnt talk much to dem.. i wished a few thro msgs n dats it..

thee next day, as i mentioned before got up oly at 11 n mind u i dint get up on my own.. it was again some buzzin sound( lik d bel at d door) but dis time it was sometin closer to ma ear. c previously even small sounds 'round me wuld wake me up, but later lost dat sensitivity after sleepin next to ma bro..u c frm his kid days he has got huge teeth but i neva figured out d reason dat time unless i actually observed him durin his sleep.. dis guy initially used to sleep wit his mouth wide open,wen he was little dint much know wat he was doin n seemed to ve enjoyed doin dat a lot.dat resulted in his teeth growin way too much.now he has grown up n realised how important it s to sleep wit one's mouth's shut , it has gone out of reach n way too much dat even if he intends to close,u know, it doesnt happen. but he tried his best n gave it away soon ,rather he started to enjoy it day by day but definitely its not any sort of enjoyment for ppl sleepin next to him.yup u gues-ed it rite,, he has got a unique way of snorin n he comes up wit different tones each day.. so everytime u tend to get up tinkin sometin new but it tends to b d same snorin ting..man, he doesnt let u get decisive bout his sounds..

so dis buzzin sound,jus thut to b one of his works, but it persisted for a long time .. so i finally got up jus to b amused at ma bro's persistancy ,but it happened to b my mobile.it was ma other fren n she went like

She: halo where r u ? arent u ready yet?
Me:( oh yea,i remem)
ok even she happened to b ma skool fren n again v spoke lik couple of days before how v neva get to meet up des days n recall-ed dose days wen v used to hang 'round each day n ve loads of fun. so it was me who came up wit d plan sayin 'k,lets make it happen frm dis new yr.. lets go out durin new yr n hope it continues thro out d year"..i cant believe i said dat n i cant believe i forgot dat so soon

She: halooo
(interupted me after a long silence i held, where me jus tinkin wat reason i culd possibly come up wit forgettin it n dat im not interested in comin out )

Me: ....hmmm but ma bike s not in condition yar.. tried it but its not gettin started.. wut to do
(u know how one comes up wit a "grandma died" leave letter everytime in colg/skool , its d same case wit ma bike.. i always ve ma bike as d excuse n i tell u everyone buys it, al time )

She: oh know..(luk,i told u na).. k i ll get ma bike n wil b der at ur place
(c dat gives me enuf time to get ready, thou i don wana go out in d hot sun , i jus thut i should move ma ass at some point)
Me: yea k.. make it soon..

den she came over n v decided to cal upon few others as wel.. den v got into talkin n let me tel u dat i neva ve spoken so much to her. she was telin bout her guy wit whom she was goin 'round for 3 years. n finally she has got some feelings for him..it s nice to get emotional over guys,which gals neva do until dey r actually worth it. n for d first time i saw tears in her eyes. but me dint react much coz i tink dat guy s totally worthless for wut she s n dat dint bother me much..

den v left to pizza hut n had couple of others come over der.. den d usual funda... ORDER LESS BUT TALK LOT, hehe. v 4 ppl jus ordered some cheap 3 pizzas n almost spent 3 to 4 hours der.den v left for snow bowling .had some fun der.. i dont actually get d scorin system n i don understand wat s matter wit the ball. one of ma fren jus placed d ball on d track n it went on to hit strike n i wit full energy (i mean full of ma energy) try to roll it but it alwayz takes d side.. jus hate da game..
k watever..afetr dat each of us left to each others place.. n once i got back home i again had to leave wit ma family to do some shoppin crap ,eatin out n came back home very late.
so had no big happenings durin d big day ,jus few small but worthy tings happened.thou i really don understand d funda behind celebratin new yr (man its jus another day) , if it culd get friends n joy come over again ,u know, i started to feel y not!!!!after all, all v need is jus a reason!!

so dis new yr s d first time in history i ve missed almost all shows on tv ,dat too on both d days.
AND i have another regret of MISSIN MA COLG FRENZ.. dey all left to b'lore n i culdnt make it der for some (wutever...) reasons but now i ve got many reasons to regret it.. hope v make it up next time .

at midnight..... a sweetest moment n my biggest regret

so as v ver busy sleepin, i woke up at d buzzin sound at d door.. yea,someone was ringin d bell n it was so loud even to wake up ppl livin in d other buildin but d two bodies in my house remained unmoved.. so it was me who went up to receive the cal n it was my bro's great frenz jus stormed into r hallway n went straight into ma bro's room..actually even i appreciate frenz comin over n givin a surprise visit n al,,but i should surely mention bout ma bro ..gosh, he should b called d iron man of india,, not a single expression or any sort of excitement seemed on his face, now i imagine how ppl lik narasima rao happened to exist..if i'd been d person receiven such an expression surely wuld ve hung up myself.. so after lots of laughs n fun , ma bro went out wit his frenz n i know for sure he ld b comin oly on d next mornin.
so my mom n cousin came in soon after he had left, n v all startd playin cards..(atlas was able to do some justice for bringin ma fren over).. v had dinner n i said lets go for a drive to beach at 11 but neva thut ma mom wuld come by if so i wuldnt ve askd for it all.
so v all left to beach in car.til v got near citi center everytin jus seemed fine. thut it was jus us loafin 'round at dis time,,den started to c some women wearin al gaudy sarees shinning everywhere, seems very unlikely ,u know who ld dress up at midnight n wander here n der but such ppl jus started comin by n den v found d source of all des glittering gala..IT WAS FRM D CHURCH..wow wat a nite for dem, wen al of dem r outside tryin to celebrate new yr ,des ppl stay up al nite in church n pray.. hmmm don like to comment more on dat,,den i wuld b named rascist n i don have team india to back me up.
actually v had heavy traffic der since the time was nearin 12 everyone were headin towards the beach.few ppl shouted happy new yr to me but u know dey were kinda drunk so i started to shut d windows..as v nearin d beach der was too much happening out der,, everyone standin on top of der bikes , wavin hands but i culdnt gues at wat were dey doin such tings.. but i tel u if u know wat it was ,i bet noone can stop laughin

have u seen a some sort of a ting near d gandhi statue, painted in all blue , totally rusted, yup d one at the juncture.. yeah,its THEE CLOCK. oh ma gawd, actually i neva seen dat pity ting in al des years n neva thut new yr celebration at dis mighty clock meant a lot to others. it was seen as if d BIG BEN of TN. d clock was surrounded by vehicles on al 4 sides , v occupied the 2nd row n v did ve a clear view of dat ting.. der were media ppl all over takin snaps n al ppl roarin wildly as d camera came by der side
the clock struck 12, n whoaw wat a roar frm d crowd .it was actually gud .der were balloons flyin all over everyone near by wishin happy new yr to all.. it was indeed a great moment.den v decided to leave as it started to seem a bit borin .on both sides of road cars were parked on d streets n everyone along wit der family were enjoyin d day

now comin to d sweetest ting( dat i ve mentioned in d title),,
as v started to move on, v got struck up at a signal n der i saw someone wavin hands at me. curios to know i leaned over to find out whether it was someon i know,, but it was some guy, hmm a teenager ,might b doin college or so, sittin at d back seat of his car wished me happy new year. i tel u i havent seen such a cutest smile in ma life , it was so flawless n amazingly warm n i jus kept lookin at him.. den i realised i shuld say sometin ,so wished him back ,shook hands n turned back..the most sweetest ting dat happened to me durin d new yr!!!!!

den both r cars were runnin parallel n he kept smilin n i culdnt do much other dan to smile at him back. seriously if my mom had not been at d back seat i wuld ve surely askd him for his number. i cant believe i left a chance to go past me. n dat turned out to b my biggest regret of d day!!!!!!!!!
den it was already 1, n i ve to drop my fren at her place.so went along DURAISAMY SUBWAY n dat was another experience to cal for..everyone standin on both sides of the subway,some dancin in d middle of d road ...n every car or vehicle dat went by received a red carpet welcome frm dem.. ppl wavin frm both sides , wishin happy new yr frm all directions..it was quite an experience..den v stood by a shop ,bought some icecreams n left my frend at her place n drove bck home. so v reached home at 2, i jus fell back on my bed , n al dat i remem s gettin up at 11 d next day..

On d Eve of New Yr

well i like to start off wit the happenings of dis year but it wuld b totally incomplete if i dont get to say wut happened on the eve ,ie, 31st of dec.
On the 31st, k before u get all thoughtful bout it,lemme tel u it was jus another boring n buggin day.usually durin new year's, all des regional channels come up wit der ama-zing shows(????) on tv , n i neva miss any one of dem however borin it may b. but dis time i neva get to watch any of dose crap n ended up doin some other buggin stuff.

One of my fren frm skool had met wit an accident n had fractured her hand n has got a million bruises on her puny body.. man i tel u she s soooo thin wit hardly any flesh n i cant figure out how'd bruises were able catch some places in dat body.der she called me up

SHE: hi nitya, sorry yar
ME: wat happened(u know i was quite puzzled as noone wuld start off wit such great notes)

SHE: i met wit an accident s'day n....
ME: r u ok, wat happened
she told one big story how her bike skidded in some subway n bout al her injuries in her body

ME:why SORRY den
SHE:sorry dat i culdnt come to ur place to play cards as promised before.can u come n pick me up to ur palce

(dis card tingy s sometin she brought up on her own some 2 days before sayin dat shez all bugged up wit d holis n dis wuld enlighten her up.thou i was no-where interested in playin dem i didnt meet her for a very long time n who wants to disappoint someone wit such aspirations.but i neva thut she ll feel sorry for dis wen she has got more issues now to feel bad at)

ME: its k..u take rest..don strain urself.n if u r comin over here jus for my sake ,let me tel u dat im not dat interested in playin dem(at some point one has to come up wit d truth nah)
SHE:hey i know u feel bad........

ME:(wtf..)
SHE: come n pick me up..im bored

so i went wit my bro,who works for some mnc in b'lore neva misses to come home for every possible reasons ,n rather some impossible reasons as wel.so he was here one week in advance for new year(cant believe he still gets paid in fat cheques) n gettin him started to pick up my frend is jus another story.

she kinda recently shifted her place n i forgot dat place(as-usual) so after some tiring minutes of search we finally got to her place.der she was all messed up n lookin miserable.but i was quite moved ,i must say, wit her obsession to play cards amidst al des. i neva seen toil dis hard even durin xams.her aunt was feedin her food n her younger sis was helpin her wear her pants.Wtf,she expects me to do des at my place. after some long hours of advice n broodings dat she should take rest n al(all in vain) we decided to take her to r place.initially i thut of takin her in her bike itself , but feared she might fall off any moment n who wants to take such risks.moreover d bike itself s badly injured n left for service. so v took her in an auto where she fell almost dizzy wit d bumpy n shaky ride.

after gettin home,my bro started to watch some movie on d dvd n i was busy browsin ,she had got notin else to do but to sleep(which was d same ting she was doin at her place)for lunch i prepared omlette for myself n my bro(notin more i culd cook) dis traditional brahmin gal was all over it n dint care to spare a piece for us. more dan d eatin, i was more annoyed wit d comment"this s realllllyyyy good" from her,but wit dat comment d cook in me felt a little better.den left wit notin more to do, v began to sleep all over again.
Contd...

the very title................

JUST IN TIME...
here i start wit ma first blog...
so wat s all wit dis name JIT..
YES atlas, i ve reached a stage wher i can actually spend some time before the system..
i ve got all d time in world now,yup u gues-ed it rite... me in my sem holis n i should say im too very pissed off n i ve got no-one other dan my SYSTEM to share al my whining wit..

bon chance to ma pc!